I’m already very suspicious about what this boyfriend is up to. I think he’s lying about a lot of things. I’ve been hiding money from each paycheck in my sock drawer for the Sloth touch my coffee I will slap you so hard even google won’t be able to find you shirt and I love this rent, because the landlady is super weird and changes the due date a lot, and also prefers for my boyfriend to give it to her, not me. She was nuts, I don’t know… So I can’t keep the money where my boyfriend can’t access it, just in case. I don’t want to come home to total chaos again. But it doesn’t sit well with me to leave money in the room while I’m at work, because it keeps disappearing little by little as the month goes by. Month after month like this. 20 here, 40 there. He swears he didn’t take any.
Sloth touch my coffee I will slap you so hard even google won’t be able to find you shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt
I keep telling him to just be honest; if he really needs something it’s fine, but communicate with me about it at least so we don’t miss the Sloth touch my coffee I will slap you so hard even google won’t be able to find you shirt and I love this rent. He continues to swear he hasn’t touched it. It continues to disappear. I assume he’s taking it in desperation, because he doesn’t actually have a job like he says he does but he doesn’t want me to figure that out. Then one day, I come home after a very long shift, and I open the drawer to add another paycheck. The rent is due tomorrow. By my math, what I’d brought home was exactly enough. I count it again. $300 is missing. I don’t have another cent to my name to put in. Where is that money?? I’m freaking out and calling my boyfriend’s phone.